sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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tall:

Here we see Taylor swift picking her ass and sprinkling it over her willing fans in an illuminati ritual

tall:

Here we see Taylor swift picking her ass and sprinkling it over her willing fans in an illuminati ritual

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shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

(Source: che-micals)

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official-sciencesideoftumbler:

you can see her suddenly realize what he’s talking about

official-sciencesideoftumbler:

you can see her suddenly realize what he’s talking about

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welovekanyewest:

Kanye teaches class at LA Technical Community College.

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blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

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makaiwars:

THIS IS REAL

THIS IS A REAL TROPHY IN THE GAME WITH REAL TEXT 

SOMEONE TYPED THIS UP AND THEIR BOSS APPROVED IT

makaiwars:

THIS IS REAL

THIS IS A REAL TROPHY IN THE GAME WITH REAL TEXT

SOMEONE TYPED THIS UP AND THEIR BOSS APPROVED IT

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