gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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Stereotypical MBTI in fiction: a Summary

  • INTJ: The quiet person who sits in the corner and glares. Probably doesn't know how to smile. Or flirt. Might kill people
  • INFJ: The nervous overly tidy dependable person, alternatively the quiet wise person, alternatively the one that yells a lot.
  • ISFJ: The good one. The 'group mom', usually. Very loyal and cautious. Might be overprotective.
  • ISTJ: The protector. Dependable, tends to focus on protecting loved ones above all. Traditional.
  • INTP: The nerd. The kind you put in their own locker. Very smart. The person who keeps talking even when everybody already stopped paying attention.
  • INFP: The good person. An idealist. Really enthusiastic about morals. Good protagonist.
  • ISFP: The artist. Very laid-back, casual and chill but also caring. Also a good protagonist.
  • ISTP: The person who's into things like vehicles. Needs to be active. The kind of person to jump on buildings or have a bow with arrows.
  • ENTJ: The perfect leader unless they're the antagonist which they quite probably are. Might also kill people. Good planners.
  • ENFJ: Very sweet people. Everybody likes them and they like everyone. Very determined. Know how to get what they want.
  • ESFJ: Usually highly value morals. Want everyone to have a good time. Family/friends oriented kinda people. You could say selfless.
  • ESTJ: Logical administrator, good planner. Might be workaholic. Probably will be. Not very good with feelings.
  • ENTP: The witty one. Probably also yells a lot. Very spontaneous. Very likely to be the greedy yet lovable halfway antagonist.
  • ENFP: Very enthusiastic and optimistic. Not a big fan of planning. Very spontaneous. Very fun. Comic relief character, sometimes.
  • ESFP: Party people. Want everyone to have a good time. Easily bored. Feel v. comfortable in a group.
  • ESTP: Good protagonist material. Might be kinda manipulative. Very casual and kind of carefree.

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allagorr:

addictedyognaught:

tealeaps:

blazingcoffeecast:

spoopyduck:

tambokazooie:

The Yogscast fandom: where you reminisce over shitty headset microphones and lagging Ventrilo chats.

The Yogscast fandom: Where nothing works right and things always seem to be going to shit.

The Yogscast Fandom: Where you say NICE all the time and hear seagulls in every video.

The Yogscast Fandom: Where we’ve been shipping without boundaries since 2008

The Yogscast Fandom: Bees.

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

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whimsicalspecks:

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

EVERY SINGLE SCIENCEY PERSON I KNOW LAUGHS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE OR INEVITABLE AND GENERALLY SCIENCE-RELATED WAYS EVERYONE MIGHT DIE AND IT’S MY FAVORITE THING

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